Surinam Horned Frog (Ceratophrys cornuta)
This giant ass, cannibalistic, horned frog can reach up to eight inches in length. It’s massive pac-manesque mouth can gobble down lizards and mice, too (youtube has evidence too disgusting to share here). They specialize in looking angry and being territorial throughout the Amazon Basin, and have been known to overindulge to the point of choking to death.
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