Slow Loris Unisex T-Shirt

If endangered, illegal, nocturnal pets are your thing you may already have your very own loris. Poachers remove their venomous teeth not to protect the future criminal owners, but to protect the lorises from messing each other up. Apparently no one wants to buy a loris without an eye, or missing part of an appendage. Their venom is flesh rotting, so it can really mess a loris up. Learn more about these crazy little primates: