Mauve Stinger Jellyfish Unisex T-Shirt

Mauve Stinger Jellyfish (Pelagia noctiluca)

Thou-shalt-not call this elegant, gelatinous creature violet, plum, lilac or lavender because it’s MAUVE dammit. Any other name will anger it, potentially causing it to sting you. This crazy blob can even sting you after it’s dead (only for a little while, but still). Oh yeah, it’s also bioluminescent and is the only species in its genus. Watch these gorgeous creatures float around, eat, glow and copulate:

Soft and lightweight, pre-shrunk, 100% combed cotton.