Greek tortoise (Testudo graeca)
Have you ever considered purchasing a very expensive pet that could easily outlive you? Parrots too noisy? I’ve got just the animal for you. Sometimes known as spur-thighed tortoise thanks to it’s embarrassing enlarged booty tubercles, the Greek tortoise is one of the longest living ones out there. A couple of its subspecies are available for purchase online if you dig around. Or you could wear a t-shirt with one on it instead and save the hassle. Don’t let it’s misleading name fool you, Greek tortoises are found spanning North Africa, Southern Europe, and Southwest Asia.
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