Greek Tortoise Unisex T-Shirt

Greek tortoise (Testudo graeca)

Have you ever considered purchasing a very expensive pet that could easily outlive you? Parrots too noisy? I’ve got just the animal for you. Sometimes known as spur-thighed tortoise thanks to it’s embarrassing enlarged booty tubercles, the Greek tortoise is one of the longest living ones out there. A couple of its subspecies are available for purchase online if you dig around. Or you could wear a t-shirt with one on it instead and save the hassle. Don’t let it’s misleading name fool you, Greek tortoises are found spanning North Africa, Southern Europe, and Southwest Asia.

Soft and lightweight, pre-shrunk, 100% combed cotton.