Eurasian hoopoe (Upupa epops)
Oop-oop-ooping hoopoes seem like good birds to have around as they eat all kinds of insects that are a pain in the ass for gardeners, but did you know their young can shoot poop at predators to scare them off? The mom also makes a stank ass secretion she rubs all over the nest to stink the place up. Watch the projectile pooping for yourself:
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